April 6, 2008 The Chosen One will be playing on Monday, April 28 as part of the 2008 Newport Beach Film Festival in Newport Beach, CA. Get details here! January 15, 2008 The Chosen One received an "Honorable Mention" at the Binational Independent Film Festival, coming in right behind John Sayles' new film Honeydripper. We had a great time with everybody at the fest (nonetheless, you will be punished, Sayles)! January 4, 2008 The Chosen One will be playing in Juarez, Mexico on Thursday, January 10 and in El Paso, TX on Friday, January 11 at the Binational Independent Film Festival. Get more screening details here! January 3, 2008, 2007 It's a new year, and a new opportunity to read another stupid article about resolutions! December 19, 2007 Happy Holidays and Werewolves! November 22, 2007 Get some special Thanksgiving advice from Touch Your Self Help! November 12, 2007 Break out the laurels - The Chosen One took away an award for "Best Experimental Film" from the Fort Lauderdale Film Festival! Lackey was so happy, he made an experiment in his pants! November 8, 2007 The Chosen One will be showing as part of the Fort Lauderdale Film Festival this SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 11th, and the critics are already going wild (see 2nd review on page)! Click here for details. November 7, 2007 Get more self-help from the source you touch - On Rivalries, On Depression, and On Strike! September 28, 2007 The Chosen One will be screening on Saturday, October 13 at the Glendale Public Library, courtesy of the Los Angeles Animation Co-Op. Click here for details. September 26, 2007 The inaugural edition of Fifer's new column, Touch Your Self Help, appears today in The Simon. Soon, with Chad's help, people will be touching themselves all over the world. April 20, 2007 Thanks to everybody who came out to the screening last night! April 3, 2007 Feeling hopeless and lost? Read another comic strip!^^^^ March 19, 2007 Feeling hopeless and lost? Read a comic strip! December 31, 2006 The sound mix is in, the animation is done, and The Chosen One is finally finished! This independent animated feature, our first, will be available very soon for viewing. In the meantime, check out the trailer at The Chosen One Website, or peep it (and join our supporters) over on MySpace. Thanks to everybody who helped us on this film over the last few years! October 13, 2006 This Friday the 13th, join the growing chorus of people who think Fifer's an idiot. August 31, 2006 It's MTV Video Awards time, and who knows their Shakira better than Bloomberg? Nobody, that's who. Also, check out FoodSexWorkSleepGod at the Open Fist Theatre, in which Fifer does some singing and dancing. July 28, 2006 Calling all Sci-Fi nerds! We're producing a new Sci-Fi "documentary series" and WE NEED YOU! Auditions are August 5 in Hollywood - get all the info here! July 12, 2006 Fifer appears tonight on PBS as folklorist Alan Lomax in the American Masters documentary on Woody Guthrie. Blink and you'll miss him, but it's worth it to learn about Woody. June 26, 2006 The Call of Cthulhu took Les Prix Tournage (Grand Prize - Best American Feature) at the Avignon Film Festival in France! According to Variety, it's been "burning up the festival trail." I'd say "devouring" would be a better word - see for yourself. April 21, 2006 Some marital advice for our friend Tim Grierson... April 12, 2006 Another day, another Weekly Memo. But this time it's all about Schwarzenegger! COME ON! READ IT! GET TO THE CHOPPA! March 29, 2006 El Chupacabra speaks out on immigration! Read about it here, and catch up with the rest of this year's Weekly Memos. January 20, 2006 Here we are in freezing damn Utah for Slamdance, where The Call of Cthulhu is in feature competition! October 3, 2005 It's finally finished - get your copy of The Call of Cthulhu on DVD today! Also, check out Fifer's preview of the week's events in The Black Table. August 17, 2005 Shocking news about Six Feet Under, implanted memories, Jude Law, George Bush, Howard Dean, Tom Cruise, Darth Vader and King Tut. Fifer's been busy this summer with The Weekly Memo, so catch up! May 29, 2005 Bring out the dead... to sing! Check out The New Carpenters as they resurrect a classic! May 11, 2005 The Weekly Memo's found religion! Get the scoop on Pat Robertson, the Pope, and a few words from Paris Hilton! March 3, 2005 Click here to check out a trailer for The Call of Cthulhu, director Andrew Leman's silent film adaptation of the legendary H.P. Lovecraft story, due for release this summer. Lackey's an associate producer and both Fifer and Lackey appear in the film, so you know it's gonna be HOT! February 23, 2005 If you haven't caught the last few weeks of The Weekly Memo, you're missing out! Learn the secrets of Michael Jackson, Paul McCartney, Indiana Jones and a few Canoga Park swingers here! December 15, 2004 Fifer begins his new biweekly column at The Simon called The Weekly Memo. This week, Cobra Kai has released a holiday memo to all students. Enjoy! November 9, 2004 Feeling fat and useless? Gain fitness and fame with Fifer's new "Method Diet!" September 28, 2004 Don't forget to pick up your copy of Dead Leaves, the uber-violent anime in which Fifer portrays a villain named 666! September 13, 2004 Nader, Grimace and a couple old sluts - read Fifer's exclusive preview of the week's events on The Black Table! August 30, 2004 Extra! Extra! Fifer's got a new article on the Bush Twins in The Simon! Read it up! July 29, 2004 With only 95 days left until the election, SeriousAmericans.org is now online! Check out the Fifer/Lackey animations George W. Bush doesn't want you to see! Because he's scared of them! Like a little girl! An ugly little girl! July 12, 2004 Feeling vulnerable? The cops of Blue Heat are here to protect you. Check it out! July 9, 2004 On Tuesday, July 13, Old Hollywood and The Common Cold will be playing as part of the Tuesday Night Movie club at The Second City, Los Angeles. You could just watch them here, but if you come out we'll autograph your tits! More info? June 30, 2004 After a long wait, Lillian is done and on the web! It's some funny stuff! June 16, 2004 Check out A Shoggoth on the Roof, the Lovecraftily delicious cast recording on which we both "sing." June 12, 2004 Be a good skeptic. Watch Bullshit! June 11, 2004 Click here to see "Hudson's Meow," a hilarious short video by our good friends in New York, Mike Brumm and Thomas Uhm (Quicktime Required). June 10, 2004 FiferandLackey.com launches! The apocalypse is nigh! Join our mailing list!

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